Hilarious Fashion Brand Defintions


Monday evening blog-post research for Molicia, often means losing myself through Tumblr, infinitely scrolling and thinking, ‘what was I supposed to be doing again?’. Today, however, my content-digging, okay… procrastination, lead me to Internet gold. Like one of Snow White’s 7 dwarfs discovering the jewels in the mine, I came across a hidden gem. 

‘How I see fashion brands’ by lizthefangirl.tumbr.com is Tumblr treasure. If this doesn’t cure any high-fashion fan’s Monday blues, I don’t know what will…

Valentino: so we want to channel royalty with some gilded details –

Dolce and Gabbana: [covered in gold foil] DID SOMEONE SAY GILDED

Elie Saab: [embroidering at super human speed] MORE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS AND DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS

Zuhair Murad: YES BITCH LIKE BORDERLINE TACKY 

Balmain: [from halfway up the Kardashians’ asses] WHO THE FUCK JUST MENTIONED DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS AND BORDERLINE TACKINESS

Ralph & Russo: Oh my god stop

Giambastatuatsa Valala (Giambattista Valli): [deadpan] more tulle

Marchesa: More feminine

Gucci: More ruffles

Versace: Shut the fuck up Gucci no one likes ruffles they like sharp lines 

Armani Privé: [mouthing] yaaaasss

Dior: Patterns are in

Chanel: [smoking a cigarette, thick French accent] this is correct. Onto the dress we put one thousand very small Karl Lagerfeld faces, it is good, it is chic

Alexander McQueen: [sewing quietly, giving side-eye]

Jean Paul Gaultier: [snaps fingers] A HUMAN LAMP

Moschino: A HUMAN STAIRCASE FEATURING A NAME BRAND

Alexander Wang: [softly] a human

Stella Mcartney: stfu my dad is a Beatle all y’all bow down

Please note: These are not my true views, it’s just a humour post!

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